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But with nothing left to do that the first installment hadn't already milked for every gag it had.ДЄfter previews in select cinemas this and next weekend, The HitmanвЂ™s WifeвЂ™s Bodyguard opens nationwide on June 24. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Frank Grillo, Morgan Freeman, Antonio Banderas, Richard E. The film features a constellation of Hollywood stars featuring Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. This film, a bit like Reynold's Deadpool 2, is a rehash of an earlier success. The sequel to the 2017 The Hitmans Bodyguard is an action-comedy also directed by Patrick Hughes. A surprise cameo вЂ“ I won't spoil it вЂ“ is a treat, but by the time it arrives, even this is far too little, too late. The great Frank Grillo guests as a government agent, in a story tangent so haphazard and muddled, I can only assume most of it is still on the editor's floor. It's just a lazy and uninteresting film badly in need of a few new ideas in front of the camera and a lot more behind it.ДЄntonio Banderas is the obligatory super-villain-who-has-a-secret-weapon, but even he looks as though he wishes Christopher Walken had been available. The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard isn't terrible.

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The movie is a sequel to The Hitman's Bodyguard, which was a surprise box office hit in. Still unlicensed and under scrutiny, Bryce is forced into action by Dariuss even more volatile wife, the infamous international. Michael Bryce: Thats not really how that expression works. The worlds most lethal odd couple - bodyguard Michael Bryce and hitman Darius Kincaid - are back on another life-threatening mission. But, that was as good as the film ever really got. Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard has received a pasting from film critics ahead of its cinema release next week. Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid. When Reynolds turned to Hayek after one early profane tirade and said, вЂњyour mouth needs an exorcismвЂќ, I actually laughed out loud. The worlds most lethal odd couple bodyguard Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) and hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. And she repays the favour by leaving everything on the floor in a performance of comic dementedness that really deserved a lot more genuinely funny lines than there are to be found here.

Hughes, wisely, unleashes Hayek early and often in the sequel.

It was no Midnight Run, but the leads had some chemistry and the drop-in from Salma Hayek вЂ“ as Jackson's wife вЂ“ was a highlight. The Hitman's Bodyguard teamed up Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds in a buddy comedy about a hitman who must testify in court and the bodyguard who has to get him there in one piece. The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard is a loose sequel to what was a pretty likeable and fun 2017 original.

Like Seth Rogen's dancing in Knocked Up, that one move really is all he's got. But I figure, as soon as The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard is online, there'll be a pretty deadly drinking game based around just how often Hughes throws his one gag at the screen. I lost count around the seventh or eighth time director Patrick Hughes pulled the same stunt. Salma Hayek delivers a performance of comic dementedness that really deserved a lot more genuinely funny lines than there are to be found in The Hitman's WifeвЂ™s Bodyguard.